Todd's Mischief Blog

from Twitter Been mulling over “the Left can’t discern.” You’re absolutely right. It is not an actionable observation, and not really a great retort to anything. If it is anything, it is an in-group signifier for people not of the Left. I remain committed to saying “can’t” as opposed to the narrower “is not allowed” because it captures a broader meaning. “Can’t” can mean “not able,” “not allowed” and anything between, and they all apply to the Left with regards to discernment at various turns. If “the Left can’t discern” is in any way actionable, it tells anyone who knows it to simply disregard any attempts by the left to demonstrate discernment. If they call you a Nazi, the appropriate response is, “LOL, you think I’m a Nazi.” So maybe instead we explore just what exactly it is that the Left can’t discern. Yes, it’s a general thing, but it all comes down to a root distinction that Leftists are incapable of making: the difference between what works and what doesn’t. I don’t mean this i...

If you liked the 1619 Project, you're gonna love the 1283 Project. TFW you realize the old man swindled you. These are not magic beans. That moment when you notice that Tybalt is not a dude.

Does anybody have a Mr. Clean Magic Eraser?

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 Holy Geebuz, how did this happen? I didn’t even get covid for my birthday.  ♋︎ ♋︎ ♋︎ Trump’s suits don’t fit and he talks like a construction worker. ♋︎ ♋︎ ♋︎ The main theme of The Hunger Games is about deceptive editing. ♋︎ ♋︎ ♋︎ It really speaks to Trump's vitality that, at 73, he can be characterized as picking on an old man of 75. ♋︎ ♋︎ ♋︎ Ancient lore tells of a third kind of peanut butter, one that stands between and above both chunky and creamy, but was lost to humankind, and which, when rediscovered, will heal all divisions borne of sandwich spreads. ♋︎ ♋︎ ♋︎ Slip up? That was a luge run! ♋︎ ♋︎ ♋︎ I have a theological theory that Christ returns when humanity has used up every last alternative, so that no one may say there was something untried. ♋︎ ♋︎ ♋︎ “Smells Like Teen Spirit” is a parody of protest songs, therefore “Smells Like Nirvana” is the sincere work. ♋︎ ♋︎ ♋︎ Black Lives Matter - persuasive White Privilege - not persuasive ♋︎ ♋︎ ♋︎ In war, sometimes you have...