Assault Style
from Twitter For those wondering, "assault rifle" is generally used to refer to a military style weapon. To that end, I have gathered a collection of other military style items to help illustrate. Here is an assault jacket. Assault pants. An assault backpack. An assault watch. Assault boots, naturally. An assault haircut. A cute sleeveless assault dress. A relaxing assault hammock. And no day would be complete without a hearty assault meal. Possibly the most dangerous thing on this list. UPDATE: April 2 In honor of @MerriamWebster updating the definition of "assault rifle," I bumped the original Twitter thread.