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There is never any election fraud at all and it was all only perpetrated by Republicans.
— Gitabushi (@Gitabushi) November 7, 2022
One of the biggest problems left-leaning people have is that they confuse descriptions of reality with the belief that that reality is how things "should" be. If you tell them "there will always be poverty", they hear "I LOVE poverty". Same with geopolitics:
— Konstantin Kisin (@KonstantinKisin) February 26, 2022
If you tell them that not everyone in the world is driven by the desire to build as many rainbow pedestrian crossings but some are motivated by the ancient, animalistic desire to dominate, win, expand and grow in status and power, they hear "Might is right and I love it".
— Konstantin Kisin (@KonstantinKisin) February 26, 2022
You can make a *much* stronger case that a woman has a right not to be pregnant than that she has the right to kill a child.
— Eve Keneinan 𝛗☦️ن (@EveKeneinan) May 9, 2021
AS IT HAPPENS these two things are ONE AND THE SAME ACTION during much of pregnancy.
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Adding more money to a system where money isn't the bottleneck does have an effect.
— Andrew Stratelates ⚓🏴☦️ Trad Anglican (@AStratelates) April 25, 2021
It makes things more expensive in that system.
In order for increase in money to have an effect, it has to either 1) be the limiting factor or 2) be used to raise the limiting factor.
They're not "vaccine passports," they're movement licenses. It's not a vaccine, it's experimental gene therapy. "Lockdown" is at best completely pointless universal medical isolation and at worst ubiquitous public incarceration.
— Roadtoserfdom (@roadtoserfdom3) April 5, 2021
Call things what they are, not their euphemisms.
I'm at the point that when a news article says, "No, no one is going to ______," I immediately assume they have policy legislation to ______ ready to go, with votes lined up.
— Dar (@Gitabrainferti1) April 18, 2021
Sweet and sensitive boys are ruined when they are not taught to be resilient and tough.
— Tanner Guzy (@tannerguzy) March 12, 2021
Teaching them the balance is the only way to truly preserve that sweetness - otherwise the world absolutely crushes it out of them.
If you love your boys, teach them to be tough too. https://t.co/nt4YYSA8vz
If you’re easily offended, you’re easily manipulated
Laura Faye (@thelaurafaye)March 7, 2021
I don't like violence. That's why I'm ready to stop it with guns.
— Gretchen Lynn (@Bubola) December 2, 2020
Low-information voters can't distinguish between problems Trump allegedly caused versus problems the fake news caused and assigned to Trump.
— Scott Adams (@ScottAdamsSays) November 25, 2020
Here's the crux of the two parties' fight over big tech: Republicans think they just need oxygen for their ideas to gain traction and Democrats agree.
— Phil (@philllosoraptor) November 17, 2020
If someone puts a sign in their yard that reads "Hate Has No Home Here" you can be pretty sure that hate has taken over the guest bedroom and is fed 3 square meals a day.
— Fuzzy Chimp (@fuzzychimpcom) September 25, 2020
In science, observations drive conclusion.
— Yinon Weiss (@yinonw) September 9, 2020
In politics, conclusions drive observations.
A thread about masks. This is not advice not to wear a mask. It is simply sharing information. Share it before twitter censors it. (1/X) pic.twitter.com/TZY61LFvYd
Iron Laws of Twitter:
— Aelfred The Great (@aelfred_D) January 3, 2020
1. Your brilliant insight or wonderful new content will get 6 likes and 2 retweets
2. Your dumb pun or silly quote tweet joke will get 17,000 likes and 5,000 retweets
3. Whatever 2. was, it will have a typo
Simply put, happy people don’t vote Democrat
— Gitabushi (@brainfertilizer) July 26, 2019
Stop autistically defending current existing market distortions as though they were the free market.
— Reginald P. Grant (@ReginaldPGrant) January 6, 2019
Speech from the right = Violence
— Fusilli Spock (@awstar11) June 1, 2017
Violence from the left = Speech
Rule #1: Both Sides® must be equally praiseworthy, and equally blameworthy.
— GrafZeppelin127 (@GrafZeppelin127) July 10, 2024
Rule #2: If one Side is objectively more (or less) praiseworthy or blameworthy than the other, see Rule #1.
Rule #3: If individual conduct on one Side has no 1:1 analogue on the other, see Rule #1.
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