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Hanlon's Fig Leaf

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Stupidity is a more dangerous enemy of the good than malice. Despite its rise to popular prominence by way of a joke book , the concept of Hanlon's Razor has won credibility among many very serious people. No doubt, some who cite it with reverence believe the maxim to be coined by a respected philosophical thinker and not, as the case seems to be, some rando from Scranton.   The adage as made popular in the early days of the internet goes like this:  Never attribute to malice that which is adequately explained by stupidity.  The base notion holds some truthiness, no doubt. Winston Churchill once made a similar comment regarding the disposition of Charles De Gaulle. Then again, Churchill was a famous quipster, and no doubt intended the observation as such. My case against Hanlon's Razor isn't against a wry quip about human nature. After all, anything funny is most likely true. Rather, my issue is with the way an easy jibe has been elevated to a heuristic in absolute t...

The Real Reason Why Are Trucks Getting Bigger

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It's not "ego." It's a claim that you encounter a lot—an insult really—that people are buying bigger and bigger trucks to compensate for… something. Here's one particularly cringeworthy example, because the person making it doesn't seem to realize the go-kart he's praising doesn't meet US emissions standards.  whenever americans say that they *need* a massive pickup truck that gets 12mpg just show them the Subaru Sambar utility vs. ego pic.twitter.com/NqexDbQcok — sam (@sam_d_1995) May 11, 2022 In response, a lot of people will defend their big truck purchase by saying they need a larger vehicle for their family, their business, or just because they like it. And to an extent, market forces are partly responsible for the increase in truck sizes, particularly when it comes to features like crew cabs. But it turns out that even a lot of people who like the big trucks don't know the full story of how their trucks got so big. The rest of the story ...

Fast Food as Emojis

If you're on desktop, Firefox shows the most/best emojis. 🤠🍻 A&W 🇲🇽 👬 Amigos 🍎🐝 Applebee's 🤠🥩 Arby’s 🛍🥨 Aunt Annie’s ⚜️🍗 Bojangle's 🇱🇺🥯 Bruegger's Bagels 🐃🍗 Buffalo Wild Wings 🍔👑 Burger King 👨‍✈️🐟 Captain D's 🚂🍕 Casey’s 🏁🍔 Checker’s 🧀🍰 Cheesecake Factory ✝️🐓 Chick-fil-a 🌶️🌶️ Chilli's 🌯☠️ Chipotle ⛪️🐓 Church’s Chicken 👨‍🍳📤 Cook Out 🥠🛢️ Cracker Barrel 🧈🍔 Culver's 🍛⏩ Curry in a Hurry 🍦👑 Dairy Queen 👺🍕 Domino’s 🏀🍩 Dunkin’ Donuts 🤓🥯 Einstein Bros. 🍅🍝 Fazoli’s 🚒 🥪 Firehouse subs ...

I've been a bad, bad fox.

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Yours truly, the friendliest fox you've ever known, has officially been sent to Twitmo.  I always thought I'd either avoid Twitter jail completely, or totally lose my cool one day and go down in a blaze of glory.  But no... Where did I go wrong? I mean, yeah, I've fallen in with an unsavory crowd of free speechin', gun totin', far alt right neo reactionary red hat conserva trads on Twitter, but that happened a long time ago. What happened lately to push me over the edge? When did I become a threat? It was when I told some rando commie to "Get slapped." That's apparently worth 12 hours in the slammer. And since, y'know, context don't count for shit on Twitter, I figured I'd provide it here, where no one will see it. Now, I'm not a follower of @MattWalshBlog, but he pops up in my feed from time to time. And I couldn't help but click on this disturbing video of a grown adult chasing down and slapping a child. Somehow, my eye...

Why Communists Tear Down Statues

Both Ron Coleman and Jesse Kelly dropped brilliant insights in the last 24 hours that I think dovetail each other. We keep calling them socialists but they have no interest whatever in seizing the means of production (a concept they have no familiarity with), ending private property (which they love when it's theirs) or even leading the proletariat (whom they openly despise) — Ron Coleman (@RonColeman) November 23, 2021 If you’d like to know why statues matter to the communists and why you shouldn’t grab your ankles when they point out a military base named after a Confederate general, do some reading on Mao’s Cultural Revolution. It will explain WHY they do it. (HINT: It’s not about slavery.) — Jesse Kelly (@JesseKellyDC) November 23, 2021 Communists destroy the history of a nation. Lenin did it. Stalin mastered it. Mao was fanatical about it. But why? What sense does it make? A statue of Robert E. Lee? A statue of Jefferson? Fort Bragg? What do they get out of it? — Jesse...

How Influential is the Right?

  These are my thoughts in response to a misread question. As they don't pertain to the question actually asked, I won't copy it here. But I felt these observations worth preserving. First we have to decide what we mean by "influence." As a term, I'm sure you know, the concept of the political "right" originates in revolutionary France, where in the National Assembly, supporters of the king sat to the right and supporters of the revolution sat to the left. Suffice it to say, those on the right proved to be less influential than might have benefitted France in the long run. One could look at the history of modern revolutions and come to the conclusion that the right loses all influence once revolution is seriously on the table. Of course, this is mere consistency of terms. Almost by definition, the left is the revolutionary side. Thus, revolutions occur when the right loses most or all of its influence. By that reckoning, the right enjoys influence most o...

Old Hollywood

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I miss old Hollywood, when they were full of original ideas.