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Name that Album

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What's the name of this album? The Playa's Party of Korea presents: Rock It, Man!

International Talk Like A Pirate Day

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Question: What be a pirate's favorite letter? Answer: Ya'd think 't'd be 'R,' but actually, 'tis the 'C.'

My best subject has ghosted Twitter. (boo)

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On Centrism

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Left: More Laws, Less Cops! Right: Less Laws, More Cops! Centrist: More Laws, More Cops! Side A: Kill 1000 kittens Side B: Don't kill any kittens Centrist: Killing kittens should be safe, legal and rare Side A: The Sudeten population was and is German. Side B: The nation of St. Wenceslas will never be slaves. Centrist: Peace for our time! Side A: Abolish slavery Side B: Owning slaves is a right Centrist: Slaves shall be counted as 3/5 when apportioning representatives Side A: Human bondage defies the principles of 1776 Side B: The Constitution relinquishes any claim to restricting slavery within the states Centrist: Missouri and Maine can enter the Union at the same time Side A: There should be a one-world government. Side B: Governments should be small and local.  Centrist: Kill the bad countries, make treaties with the good ones. Both political wings must work together to stop radical-centrist Trump. đŸ¤” Left and right both separately tried to stop Trump in 16 - unsuccessfully...

Breaking News from the James Damore Memo!

Google engineer fired for memo saying women can't touch a computer without breaking it. Memo also says Handmaid's Tale "a good idea." Suggests Google adopt Star Trek inspired Ferengi dress code. Memo writing dudebro says women have a role at Google "in the cafeteria, making sandwiches or something." From the controversial Google memo: Mattress Girl "probably had it coming." Former Google engineer also wonders what Sulkowicz was wearing. "Women, on average, are more empathetic…" *approving nods* "…more agreeable…" *approving nods* "…and have greater anxiety." *howls. of. rage.* More from the Memo: "I write the best code. Believe me. Nobody writes code like I do." Google exec responds: "James Damore is literally Elliot Rodger. Or maybe Hitler. I can't decide." Hazmat team called in to clear James Damore's cubicle; Google cites high levels of 'toxic masculinity.' More from the Memo: fmr...

What The Hell Happened?

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Trump's truly terrifying remarks at the Boy Scouts National Jamboree

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Full transcript