Vote For Todd, He likes Cheese
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On the bright side, leftist protesters are more likely to lose their own arm in a guillotine than to take off anyone’s head.
And the funny thing is, I’m pretty sure the blade is made of cardboard yet the above remains true.
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In #FakeNews Speak, “tied to” translates roughly to “has nothing to do with.”
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Geoffrey Rush’s Captain Barbosa was a blatant rip-off of Robert Newton’s Long John Silver
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Minnesota is in play.
Minnefuckingsota
Is. In. Play.
Even if Biden wins MN, he still fcuked up big time to put Minnegoddamnfuckingsota in play.
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@aelfred_D: I don’t care how catchy the jingle is, we shouldn’t be able to trade cars for kids
@AndToddsaid: Toys for Tots is a much better deal anyway.
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Democrats accuse Republicans of things they do themselves.
Biden is accusing Trump of directing his supporters to cause violence.
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It’s taken as given among Republicans that if Biden wins the presidency, Democrats will somehow end the riots--whether by force or media silence.
But the more I consider it, the less convinced I am that violence will stop if Biden is elected. Rather, I fear it will continue and be used as justification to crack down on GOP and right wing organizations.
Biden and the Democrats have already switched from denying the mobs' existence to claiming Trump caused the riots. The more conspiratorial accusation suggest they are right-wingers masquerading as BLM/Antifa.
If Biden wins, what's to stop Democrats from continuing this ploy as an excuse to use force on political enemies?
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@Decentguyusedto: Trump better stop stroking violence
@AndToddsaid: I know a lot of guys name their junk, but I didn't need to know this.
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Serious pundits right now: “Is running for reelection a violation of the Hatch Act?“
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One of us is using motivated reasoning, and my every incentive tells me it's you.~~~
Twitter > Soma
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It’s like the right has tried telling the left for years: Don’t start nothin’, won’t be nothin’. Why is this so hard?
As right-wing groups increasingly move to confront protesters in U.S. cities, demonstrators are assessing how to keep themselves safe https://t.co/g8jeTXjtTG— The New York Times (@nytimes) September 1, 2020
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If you’re still blaming #BothSides, you’re on a side. And not the good one.
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Isn’t RGB the very definition of “high-risk” for COVID-19? Shouldn’t she be in a John Travolta bubble?
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If you want to understand why we need the Electoral College, look at California, where people who live in the desert decide forestry policy.
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There’s a subtle horror in the fact that two people can look at the same subject and see completely different things.
@SoquelCreek: Some will insist that theirs is the only true representation without even attempting to understand it from a different vantage point or in its entirety. It's "settled science" after all.
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It is now no longer the case that one with cosmopolitan tastes needs to be a cosmopolitan. And this is a source of great distress for the cosmopolitan class.
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It was inevitable that, as the Democrats become the conservative party, they would attract and produce neocons.
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Wakanda picks its leaders through a combination of bloodline succession and ritual combat.
Hold on.
Is Wakanda based?
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If I understand correctly, a “VSCO girl” is what was referred to in the ‘90’s as a “girl.”
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Nebraska:
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Hear me out: since antiquity, people need to live near water for obvious reasons. Some people would venture into the desert to gain clarity. See what I’m laying down?
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You, a tough guy: Takes cold showers ‘cos he’s tough.
Me, a cream puff: Takes cold showers ‘cos he’s frickin’ hot.
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...then Betty and Bam-Bam join in on the chorus: “Ooh-ooh, I’m a Rubble just for kicks, yeah.”
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More Elsa, Less Elphaba
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A modern remake of “the Smurfs,” but it’s called “the Yeets.”~~~
Got a normie in my menchies upset that I won’t call him weird.
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