Roses are Red

Roses are red,
Poppies are, too.
What did I do? What did I DO?

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Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
You can't have Bill and Ted
Without Rufus, too.

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Roses are red,
The human race is damned.
Scientists taught spiders to jump on command

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MAGA hats are red.
Donald is adept.
Promises made, promises kept!


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Roses are red,
Sorrows run deep. 
This gently breathing robot Cuddles you to sleep

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Roses are red,
With fragrance quite rare… 

strong wind sends portable toilets flying through the air

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Roses are red,
The end cometh nigh…
storm causes sea creatures to rain from the sky

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Roses are red,
Tables are turning…
Czeck president calls press conference for underwear burning


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Roses are red,
The past holds no fears...
scientists can recreate dinosaurs within the next 5 years

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Roses are red,
Miseries abound...
Bourbon storage facility collapses, sending barrels crashing to ground

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Roses are red,
Attitudes are brusk,
farting unicorn sparks legal battle between local artist and elon musk


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